haus of rodzheers

band-nonsense:

tessaviolet:

peachofcake:

tessaviolet:

i’m tupac on the inside.

tupac is dead.

exactly.

well this is more emotional than expected 

(via mad-chaos)

tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter

(Source: drifblimed, via mad-chaos)

the-fandoms-are-cool:

darrynek:

hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go

I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”

(via mad-chaos)

teastainedgenius:

grangermalfoy:

ughmoriarty:

Yahoo! Just Bought Tumblr for $1.1 Billion

partofthecumbercollective:

fuck

fucking fuck

Its been nice blogging with you all

(via mad-chaos)

payto:

lyndsimac:

pierceduh-veil:

samfuckingb3ttl3y:

Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.

everyone fucking reblog this

forever reblog

Clearly they don’t have a tumblr.

(via mad-chaos)

i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones

(Source: secret-paranoia, via mad-chaos)

madturbating:

princess:

imagine if mcdonalds didn’t even exist

(via mad-chaos)

• 1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
• 1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
• 1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
• 1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day

noir-prince:

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

I think you can in some counties but not very many

get with the times, guys, a lot of the time you need to call the police you also need to hide and be quiet

(via mad-chaos)

• using my mom's money: im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.
• using my money: $2? maybe that's too much...