band-nonsense: tessaviolet: peachofcake: tessaviolet: i’m tupac on the inside. tupac is dead. exactly. well this is more emotional than expected
tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter
the-fandoms-are-cool: darrynek: hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
teastainedgenius: grangermalfoy: ughmoriarty: Yahoo! Just Bought Tumblr for $1.1 Billion partofthecumbercollective: fuck fucking fuck Its been nice blogging with you all
payto: lyndsimac: pierceduh-veil: samfuckingb3ttl3y: Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples. everyone fucking reblog this ...
i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones
madturbating: princess: imagine if mcdonalds didn’t even exist
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
noir-prince: friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Relevant I think you can in some counties but not very many get with the times, guys, a lot of the time you need to call the police...
using my mom's money: im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.
using my money: $2? maybe that's too much...
jessidork: handsome-squidward: gameandwatch: natsugay: For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass Proof for those of us that are unaware I’m crying listen to it ohmygod
dirkkat: i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts
jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft dicks
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
I'm gonna say this once
riddlemeroxy: whoredoeuvre: thelittlekneesofbees: lowlyminion: The right to free speech (if you live in a country that allows you that) means the government won’t put you in jail for what you’re saying. It doesn’t protect you from other people telling you to shut the fuck up. PARDON ME WHILE I FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE EVER. THANK YOU
lilacid: niggaqueef: when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
drarna: emojis are so cute and i love that brown haired girl in pink dress emoji and brown haired boy in blue shirt emoji are together but even brown haired boy in blue shirt emoji has his secrets…